· CH.99 · MEOW.FM · 44.1kHz/24b
▓ 200 BPM ▓ KEY: A♭ MIN ▓ -3.2 dB ▓ SRC: DIGITAL
09:99:PURR
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★ ★ ★ LIVE FROM THE LITTERBOX ★ 200 BPM ★ TUNA OPEN BAR ★ LASER COMPLIANT ★ DO NOT PET THE BOUNCER ★ NINE LIVES DRESS CODE ★ NOW WITH 40% MORE PURR ★ SPONSORED BY FRISKIES PRIME ★ HOLOGRAPHIC CATNIP FOG ★ ★ ★
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MEOW RAVE 99999

~* HOLOGRAPHIC CATNIP MEGASHOW // 200 BPM // EST. 1999 *~
NOW SPINNING :: DJ WHISKERS — "BASSCAT ANTHEM (EXTENDED PURR MIX vol.9)"
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▶ SETLIST
DJ WHISKERS — BASSCAT ANTHEM (EXTD PURR MIX) [200 BPM]· MR MITTENS — HAIRBALL HOUSE [188 BPM]· LADY PAWS — TUNA DREAMS (REMIX) [174 BPM]· COLONEL MEOW — WAR ON DOGS [220 BPM]· GRUMPY — BAD MOOD ANTHEM [92 BPM]· NYAN — RAINBOW OVERDRIVE [256 BPM]· KEYBOARD CAT — FINAL SOLO [128 BPM]· SALEM — BLACK MAGIC BOUNCE [166 BPM]· HAMILTON — ARTISANAL PURR 180 [180 BPM]

★ TONIGHT'S LINEUP ★

9 DJs · 9 LIVES · 1 LITTERBOX
STAGE A● LIVE

DJ WHISKERS

HEADLINER // 01:00 — 03:00
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BPM200GENREBASSCATMOODFERALTUNAYES
STAGE ANEXT UP

MR. MITTENS

B2B SET // 03:00 — 04:30
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BPM188GENREHAIRBALLMOODSMOOTHTUNAYES
STAGE B21:00

LADY PAWS

OPENING // AMBIENT
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BPM174GENREDREAMMOODFLOATYTUNAMAYBE
STAGE B22:30

COLONEL MEOW

HARDSTYLE // FURCORE
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STAGE C23:45

NYAN

POP-TART CORE
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BPM256GENRERAINBOWMOODHYPERTUNATART
STAGE C01:30

SALEM

BLACK MAGIC BOUNCE
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UNANNOUNCED // MAYBE MARU
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KEYBOARD CAT

FINAL SOLO // PIANO ONLY
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☆ TONIGHT BY THE NUMBERS ☆

LIVE TELEMETRY FROM THE LITTERBOX
9,999
CATS ONLINE
42.7 kg
TUNA SERVED
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PURR DECIBELS
17
YARN INCIDENTS
0
DOGS ADMITTED
200
BPM (CRUISE)

▓ MEOWCHAT // #mainfloor ▓

IRC-CLASS VIBES, NO MODERATION, ALL FUR
#mainfloor · topic: PURR DROP @ 3AM ◉ 9,999 online
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📸 FROM THE PHOTO BOOTH 📸

UNEDITED · UNFILTERED · UNCATCHABLE
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DROP MOMENT01:27 · STAGE A
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PAW PILE00:58 · PIT
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TUNA RUN23:12 · BAR
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WHISKERS B2B02:04 · BOOTH
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NYAN ENTRANCE22:00 · STAGE C

🛍 OFFICIAL PURR MERCH 🛍

LIMITED DROP · PAY IN TUNA, KIBBLE, OR KINDNESS
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GLOW SHIRT

UV-REACTIVE · 9 LIVES FIT
$42.00
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PURR CAP

WITH EMBROIDERED EAR HOLES
$29.99
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VINYL: BASSCAT

180g · TRANSPARENT TUNA ORANGE
$35.00
SOLD OUT
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TUNA CAN KEYCHAIN

EMITS A MILD PURR
$12.00
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LASER SOCKS

REFLECTIVE · DISCO-COMPATIBLE
$18.50
🎨

TOUR POSTER

HOLOGRAPHIC · A2 · HAND-CLAWED
$22.00

🕐 SCHEDULE OF THE NIGHT 🕐

DOORS OPEN 21:00 · WE STOP WHEN THE SUN DOES
21:00 · Doors open · free catnip amnesty bag at entrance
21:30 · LADY PAWS warms the room (and the radiator)
22:30 · COLONEL MEOW drops the furcore bomb
23:45 · NYAN rainbow cannon deployment
01:00 · DJ WHISKERS takes Stage A · THE DROP @ 03:00
01:30 · SALEM B-room hex ritual (bring a thing you hate)
03:00 · WHISKERS × MITTENS B2B · lights go supernova
04:30 · SECRET SET · smile at the bouncer for the password
06:00 · KEYBOARD CAT plays one (1) perfect chord
07:00 · Curfew: sunlight, naps, and vague regret

📜 HOUSE RULES · VIPS · FAQ 📜

READ BEFORE ENTERING THE LITTERBOX

HOUSE RULES

  • No dogs (strict)
  • No flash photography (sacred)
  • Hiss responsibly (yes)
  • Respect the yarn (always)
  • Do not pet the bouncer (EVER)
  • Bring your own box (optional)

★ VIP GUEST LIST

  • GRUMPY CAT ✓
  • LIL BUB ✓
  • KEYBOARD CAT ✓
  • MARU ✓
  • HAMILTON THE HIPSTER ✓
  • NYAN CAT ✓
  • COLONEL MEOW ✓
  • TARDAR SAUCE ✓
  • GARFIELD late
  • SALEM SABERHAGEN ✓
  • MR MITTENS ✓

FAQ

  • Is there tuna? Yes
  • Is there a coat check? Fur check
  • Can I bring catnip? We'll bring you catnip
  • What's the dress code? Fabulous
  • Will it be loud? Yes
  • Will there be a drop? 3 of them

VENUE INFO

  • Capacity 9 lives
  • Soundsystem Funktion-Paw 9k
  • Laser class IV (purr)
  • Fog holographic catnip
  • Bar tuna forward
  • Merch yes, see above
♪ ♫ MEOW MEOW MEOW ♫ PURR DROP INCOMING ♫ DJ WHISKERS B2B MR MITTENS ♫ NO DOGS ALLOWED ♫ FREE TUNA AT THE BAR ♫ HISS RESPONSIBLY ♫ LASER HAIRBALL WARNING ♫ YARN BREAK AT 3AM ♫ CATNIP AMNESTY BOX AT EXIT ♪ ♫ SOLD OUT FOR THE 9th YEAR IN A ROW ♫ MADE BY CATS, FOR CATS ♪